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They're Right, I'm Wrong, Sort Of
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He Said I Wasn’t Very Nice
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…..taxes and you
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Would You Be Miserable?
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Setting the Hook, Reeling In the Fish
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Lifetime Supply
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Take a Look In the Mirror
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HumbleDollar’s HumbleDrivers
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Debreifing
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Stock Market Contest
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My Favorite Rx
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Questions Matter
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New to building a CD or Bond Ladder?
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When Your Pastime Takes Ownership
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Fifty Ways
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Punched in the Mouth
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No Such Thing as Easy Money
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Artificial Intelligence and Payroll Tax
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My Investing Journey, Just Do It
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The Kids Are Alright
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Not Just About the Money
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A Record Journey
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Effective vs. Marginal? Nah…..
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No Time Left for Calculating My Net Worth
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Change Lanes, Expand Your Wheelhouse, Learn Some New Tricks
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The Opposite of HumbleDollar
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A False Sense of Security
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Three Points to Avoid Injuries
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Adult Autism
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What If
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How Do You Spell Research?
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 2/24/2025
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I’ve stolen the words Willful Ignorance and Disengagement from a prior forum post.
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Get Your Stuff Together (For Taxes)
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Filing Status and IRMMA
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Sleep Disorder
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The Choice to do Nothing
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Who Doesn't Like a Huge Tax Return?
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Jabs Anyone?
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Social Security Solutions
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Analog versus Digital
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Final Decision
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I Ain't Stupid Ya Know
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On Being Aware
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Cash On Hand
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It Hurt So Good
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A Case for First Class
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 7/22/2024
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I WAS 48 years old when the judgement was final and the papers were signed. My former wife and I split our net worth 50/50. There were no arguments over household items like furniture; I didn’t care about that stuff. Pam gladly accepted my proposal that she keep the house, and all its equity, in exchange for me keeping an offsetting amount of the IRAs and my 401(k), a very good move for my future self.
IT WAS 1982 OR thereabouts. After attempting to be a landlord for several years, I decided it wasn’t for me. I sold the house and the four-family apartment building I’d been managing.
The final task in closing out this adventure would come at tax time. Keeping the books was the one aspect of being a landlord that I didn’t mind. I understood how accumulated appreciation would be recaptured and how capital gains tax would affect that year’s taxes.
I RECENTLY READ AN article by Anna D. Banks, an executive coach and human behavior consultant, who talks about the importance of cultivating friendships in retirement. She discusses embracing new activities, volunteering, reconnecting with old friends, using technology, attending social events, and being open-minded about forming friendships with people from other backgrounds.
All this got me thinking about HumbleDollar.
The Breakfast Club is a coming-of-age movie from 1985—a movie,
JEFF, DAVE, JERRY, Glenn, John, the ElderBeerMen, and then Jeff again. Experts say a robust social network is crucial to a happy retirement. My life’s journey has revolved around a handful of friends who begin and end with the same good dude.
I was a 15-year-old kid who didn’t like school, and I had the grades to prove it. I did, however, have two burning desires. I couldn’t wait to turn 16 so that,
“SELL THE SIZZLE, BOYS.” With those words from the sales manager at a big insurance company, the 2003 class of newly minted registered representatives were off to the races, extolling the virtues of the firm’s products to family, friends and anyone else who would listen.
I still vividly remember that moment. Yes, I was there.
To become registered reps, the 2003 class had to pass the necessary exams to get a Series 6 securities license and a license to sell life and health insurance.
HOW DO SOME INVESTORS end up in places they don’t belong? Where do they turn for information and guidance? Who do they talk to before making important financial decisions?
What follows are the results of my unscientific research, which was conducted in some of the finest and most respected centers of advanced learning anywhere.
Barroom seminars, your window on the world. Are we talking politics, investing, religion, world peace or other topics of paramount importance,
WHEN I GOT DIVORCED, my ex-wife told the judge at family court that I was good with money. But most folks I knew at that time wouldn’t be so kind: They’d say I was cheap.
No, I didn’t align myself with the financial independence-retire early, or FIRE, movement. During my days as a driver-salesman, after I diverted 15% of my pay into the 401(k), I spent every nickel raising the kids, paying the bills and trying to keep up with my big bucks buddies.
IN SPRING 1984, WHEN I was age 32, we purchased a little ranch house in need of tender loving care. That’s why I found myself in a musty crawlspace, removing clutter and installing vapor barriers.
I heard a booming voice from above. It wasn’t God telling me I should run for president. Instead, it was my new neighbor Ken. I came to the surface, dusted myself off and went inside the house.
Standing there was a 47-year-old,
I SPENT A GOOD portion of my early adult life in neighborhood taverns. Back then, I sold beer for a living. You can imagine that I saw and heard some crazy things. Remember the sitcom Cheers? I knew doppelgangers for each and every Cheers character.
But the things I heard in those bars didn’t come close to the things I heard later when I worked as an income-tax preparer.
I DON’T FIT THE USUAL profile of a HumbleDollar reader. I don’t have what I’d consider a high net worth, nor am I a college graduate. Still, I hope my story shows it’s possible to reinvent yourself.
Around 1920, my dad’s family moved—with few belongings but a willingness to work—from Tennessee to northwestern Ohio. My dad met my mom while working at Hostess Bakery, and he later worked at Willys-Overland, welding together Jeeps during World War II.
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Thus, while simulations are an extremely useful tool, they are not fool proof. They can’t predict a lengthy stay in long term care either. Man plans, God laughs. Thanks, Ram, it does help.
Post: Still Teaching
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For those of us with most assets inside IRAs, I think this idea has merit.
Post: Financial Planning
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Mark, here's a link to the Monte Carlo calculator, in case anyone is interested; https://ficalc.app/
Post: The Solitaire Solution
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Mark, an expanded conversation on the subject could be very helpful to people.
Post: Still Teaching
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A few Popes (not the current Pope) have expressed similar sentiments. I also agree, Nick.
Post: The S Word
Link to comment from June 22, 2026
Mike, I love to read about success stories like yours. The readers that have been on HD for a while know that I drove a beer truck for 30 years. Like you, I got to where I wanted to be financially. I didn’t graduate from college, but I did make it through high school. By the clear and articulate way that you express yourself, I’d never guess that you didn’t receive any formal education.
Post: How financially illiterate are Americans?
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We were 51 and 48 when we bought our first condo. The experience was instructional for us, as we got a good idea what was important as we aged. We liked not having lawn or snow duties as well as the rules that keep your neighbors from doing annoying things. We didn’t like sharing walls or floors with neighbors, though I know that newer condos are better built to provide a more quiet and private atmosphere. Our new place is not our forever home; how can any home be? Rather, it is our ‘until we can no longer function on our own, home’. A free standing home in a 55+ community with an HOA to take care of most of the outside stuff, (we still plant some flowers). It’s only 100 sq ft smaller than our last place, but no more basement, one less bathroom to clean, and almost everything on one floor. My ‘vinyl resting place’ is upstairs, but I can install a chair lift doohickey when needed. Like Dick said, “if you are thinking about downsizing, I suggest you make a list of your priorities for doing so and then balance it all out”..... I concur, Richard, even if it means using a spreadsheet😂
Post: Thinking about downsizing? Think seriously
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William, I wish I could diffuse a confrontation like Swayze’s character did in Road House🤜
Post: He Said I Wasn’t Very Nice
Link to comment from June 20, 2026
I understand. Your comment along with David’s below, has me thinking that the term ‘emergency fund’ means different things to different people. A young adult who struggles to raise a family, buy a house, and save a little for retirement would be wise to have a separate account for the unplanned expense. A retiree with a five figure checking account balance could consider that to be sufficient to cover emergencies. In a sense, maintaining a separate emergency pot of cash is sort of like living with a budget; neither one may be necessary.
Post: Leverage
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Chrissy’s dad used to haggle with street vendors when on vacation, then pay the original asking price. He loved the negotiation, and appreciated how hard they worked to support their families.
Post: He Said I Wasn’t Very Nice
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