Punched in the Mouth
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 2/13/2026
FIRST: R Quinn on 2/13 | RECENT: Mark Crothers on 2/14
No Such Thing as Easy Money
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 1/8/2026
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Artificial Intelligence and Payroll Tax
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 1/2/2026
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My Investing Journey, Just Do It
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 11/28/2025
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The Kids Are Alright
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 11/21/2025
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Not Just About the Money
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 11/19/2025
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A Record Journey
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 8/19/2025
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Effective vs. Marginal? Nah…..
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 7/6/2025
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No Time Left for Calculating My Net Worth
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 6/14/2025
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Change Lanes, Expand Your Wheelhouse, Learn Some New Tricks
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 6/8/2025
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The Opposite of HumbleDollar
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 4/29/2025
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A False Sense of Security
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 4/28/2025
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Three Points to Avoid Injuries
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 4/26/2025
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Adult Autism
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 10/30/2024
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What If
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 3/2/2025
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How Do You Spell Research?
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 2/24/2025
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They're Right, I'm Wrong, Sort Of
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 2/2/2025
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I’ve stolen the words Willful Ignorance and Disengagement from a prior forum post.
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 1/21/2025
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Get Your Stuff Together (For Taxes)
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 1/3/2025
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Filing Status and IRMMA
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 12/15/2024
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Sleep Disorder
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 10/17/2024
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The Choice to do Nothing
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 10/14/2024
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Who Doesn't Like a Huge Tax Return?
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 10/13/2024
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Jabs Anyone?
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 9/21/2024
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Social Security Solutions
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 10/4/2024
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Analog versus Digital
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 9/24/2024
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Final Decision
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 9/1/2024
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I Ain't Stupid Ya Know
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 8/27/2024
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On Being Aware
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 8/25/2024
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Cash On Hand
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 8/7/2024
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It Hurt So Good
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 8/2/2024
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A Case for First Class
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AUTHOR: Dan Smith on 7/22/2024
FIRST: mytimetotravel on 7/22/2024 | RECENT: Ginger Williams on 7/24/2024
IT WAS 1982 OR thereabouts. After attempting to be a landlord for several years, I decided it wasn’t for me. I sold the house and the four-family apartment building I’d been managing.
The final task in closing out this adventure would come at tax time. Keeping the books was the one aspect of being a landlord that I didn’t mind. I understood how accumulated appreciation would be recaptured and how capital gains tax would affect that year’s taxes.
I RECENTLY READ AN article by Anna D. Banks, an executive coach and human behavior consultant, who talks about the importance of cultivating friendships in retirement. She discusses embracing new activities, volunteering, reconnecting with old friends, using technology, attending social events, and being open-minded about forming friendships with people from other backgrounds.
All this got me thinking about HumbleDollar.
The Breakfast Club is a coming-of-age movie from 1985—a movie,
JEFF, DAVE, JERRY, Glenn, John, the ElderBeerMen, and then Jeff again. Experts say a robust social network is crucial to a happy retirement. My life’s journey has revolved around a handful of friends who begin and end with the same good dude.
I was a 15-year-old kid who didn’t like school, and I had the grades to prove it. I did, however, have two burning desires. I couldn’t wait to turn 16 so that,
“SELL THE SIZZLE, BOYS.” With those words from the sales manager at a big insurance company, the 2003 class of newly minted registered representatives were off to the races, extolling the virtues of the firm’s products to family, friends and anyone else who would listen.
I still vividly remember that moment. Yes, I was there.
To become registered reps, the 2003 class had to pass the necessary exams to get a Series 6 securities license and a license to sell life and health insurance.
HOW DO SOME INVESTORS end up in places they don’t belong? Where do they turn for information and guidance? Who do they talk to before making important financial decisions?
What follows are the results of my unscientific research, which was conducted in some of the finest and most respected centers of advanced learning anywhere.
Barroom seminars, your window on the world. Are we talking politics, investing, religion, world peace or other topics of paramount importance,
WHEN I GOT DIVORCED, my ex-wife told the judge at family court that I was good with money. But most folks I knew at that time wouldn’t be so kind: They’d say I was cheap.
No, I didn’t align myself with the financial independence-retire early, or FIRE, movement. During my days as a driver-salesman, after I diverted 15% of my pay into the 401(k), I spent every nickel raising the kids, paying the bills and trying to keep up with my big bucks buddies.
IN SPRING 1984, WHEN I was age 32, we purchased a little ranch house in need of tender loving care. That’s why I found myself in a musty crawlspace, removing clutter and installing vapor barriers.
I heard a booming voice from above. It wasn’t God telling me I should run for president. Instead, it was my new neighbor Ken. I came to the surface, dusted myself off and went inside the house.
Standing there was a 47-year-old,
I SPENT A GOOD portion of my early adult life in neighborhood taverns. Back then, I sold beer for a living. You can imagine that I saw and heard some crazy things. Remember the sitcom Cheers? I knew doppelgangers for each and every Cheers character.
But the things I heard in those bars didn’t come close to the things I heard later when I worked as an income-tax preparer.
I DON’T FIT THE USUAL profile of a HumbleDollar reader. I don’t have what I’d consider a high net worth, nor am I a college graduate. Still, I hope my story shows it’s possible to reinvent yourself.
Around 1920, my dad’s family moved—with few belongings but a willingness to work—from Tennessee to northwestern Ohio. My dad met my mom while working at Hostess Bakery, and he later worked at Willys-Overland, welding together Jeeps during World War II.


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I've also lamented the disappearance of some really good writers on the site. And regarding 'mission creep' and inappropriate posts. I do not discard some peoples opinion on the subject, however, on a recent trip to Bogleheads, I noticed questions about Korean fried chicken and electric teapots. I had no interest in either, so I didn't bother to read them.
Post: What does ”means” mean?
Link to comment from February 18, 2026
That mail room dude may be more happy than either of us. It's certainly not his fault we choose to put ourselves in more stressful situations for the purpose of monetary gain or elevated status.
Post: If you have done well, be proud.
Link to comment from February 17, 2026
David, it’s interesting that you learned from your folks' bad money habits. I learned from dumb things that I saw my big brother do in his teen years. On the flip side, many people simply pick up the bad habits of parents or older siblings. I may have to research the subject for a future article.
Post: If you have done well, be proud.
Link to comment from February 17, 2026
Honestly, Parkslope, I think most everything offered as advice goes in one ear and out the other. And I know Quinn offends at times. I also know that he’s one of a handful of writers that puts himself out there for both praise and scorn by contributing what he believes may be helpful to some. And yep, that dude is opinionated; you ought to read his Facebook posts, LOL.
Post: What does ”means” mean?
Link to comment from February 17, 2026
I think there is an important message here for worker bees. Dick contends that ‘means’ should be defined as one's available earnings after adequate contributions to retirement savings. A person could be totally debt free with a few bucks left over at the end of the month, but can she/he/they claim to be within their ‘means’ if not preparing for retirement?
Post: What does ”means” mean?
Link to comment from February 16, 2026
After divorces, occupational turmoil, and basically starting over at ages 49 and 47, we accomplished much more together than either of us could have on our own. So yeah, there’s some pride, and some good luck, but mostly it’s being grateful for the second chance that life seems to have given us.
Post: If you have done well, be proud.
Link to comment from February 16, 2026
When I visited Ireland in 2002, it was hard to comprehend that the Good Friday Agreement had only been signed four years prior. I can’t imagine what it would have been like to grow up in such an environment.
Post: If you have done well, be proud.
Link to comment from February 16, 2026
I only had to file an 1116 for clients about one time per year, so never became proficient with that form. Even with software, it can be a PIA (pain in the …. ).
Post: Taxes on foreign stocks
Link to comment from February 16, 2026
David, thanks for sharing your experience with your Registered Investment Advisor (RIA). I am curious to know how your FIA is compensated. This is something I have not been able to wrap my brain around. RIAs are fiduciaries, yet they can be fee based, meaning that they can be licensed to earn commissions on the investments they recommend. That seems like a conflict of interest to me, as those K1 producing partnerships provide a hefty paycheck for them, as high as 10% of the sale, (and yes, we are being sold a product). A $100,000 sale of a limited partnership produces a $10,000 commission; easy breezy. To me, this truly blurs the line between what is in the client's best interest and that of the salesman’s best interest.
Post: Keep it Simpler
Link to comment from February 16, 2026
Oh my God, talk about getting hit in the mouth. I can only imagine the knot in your stomach when the lenders demanded their money back. Your experience ties in with Grossman’s thoughts about unexpected surprises. The few people that recognized the dangers of the mortgage derivatives that caused the ‘great recession’ were rebuffed in their efforts to avert the disaster; greed ruled the day. It took a great deal of tenacity and gray matter for you to survive such a shock. I suspect that some young business owners would have turned in the keys and sought the comforts of being someone's employee.
Post: Financial Trauma
Link to comment from February 14, 2026