Back Where I Started
Steve Abramowitz | Oct 21, 2022
AT LOOSE ENDS DURING the summer of 1967, when I was between college graduation and the start of my psychology training, I chanced upon a book by Sheldon Jacobs. An early advocate of no-load mutual fund investing, Jacobs’s book and his subsequent No-Load Fund Investor newsletter provided my market mantra until exchange-traded index funds (ETFs) started taking off circa 2000. Buying directly from the fund company, and thereby bypassing brokers and their upfront 8.5% commission, was a roguish development in the notoriously button-down mutual fund community. Just toss a check in the mail and—voila—you owned shares in a stock portfolio. To a nerdy introvert with a knack for numbers and a hankering for money, it seemed like a miracle. It wasn’t long before I traded my RollingStone magazines and conspiracy books on the Kennedy assassination for Barron’s and The Wall Street Journal. I purchased a subscription to The Growth Fund Guide, a market glossy that followed the performance of 10 or so no-load mutual funds. Alongside each written description was a graph plotting the progress of the fund over the past year. All the lines sloped from the bottom left to the page’s upper right corner. One in particular looked like it was laced with testosterone. It belonged to the Janus Fund, and so began my whirlwind tour as an unknowing momentum investor. In my family, the road to manhood was paved with money, and I felt pressure to prove my worth. I set aside my interest in mutual funds and turned my attention elsewhere. Options became my solution for making it big and in a hurry. But anxious to avoid large losses, lest I become a family pariah, I often set my stop-loss orders perilously close to the current price and would be taken out by an innocuous dip. A…
Read more » The Great Imposter
Steve Abramowitz | May 11, 2023
I'VE BEEN AN IMPOSTER all my life. In high school, I drove my silver Corvette Stingray into the teachers’ parking lot, revving the engine to announce my arrival. But once I came out from under my shades and joined the throng of students converging on the entrance, I reverted to the shy introvert walking tentatively with his head down. From time to time, we all take on the role of great pretender to hide our fears of failure and humiliation, and to get ahead in a competitive world. Remember your first date? Were you the boy jaunting up to her front door with knees buckling to meet her parents? Were you the girl in front of the mirror perfecting her make-up? Or how about the newbie realtor driving the Mercedes he can’t afford to impress clients? My posturing didn’t stop with high school. Terrified at the prospect of losing control, I avoided pot parties in college and took up pipe smoking. I had to be “on” even before I entered graduate school. At my admissions interview, I was told my excellent grades showed a love of learning. I nodded knowingly, remembering those all-nighters cramming for finals, with Motown music playing in the background, to compensate for my poor attendance. Journalism was my original college major. For my honors thesis, I proposed to study the Black Sox scandal, when eight members of the Chicago White Sox were accused of throwing the 1919 World Series. Prof. Grey, a bespectacled, stubby man in a crisp white shirt, striped blue tie and burgundy vest, responded that baseball didn’t meet his standards for academic significance. I turned and left his office, feeling diminished and a little bewildered. Two days later, I made an appointment with the dean to change my major to psychology. I approached…
Read more » Letter to Ryan
Steve Abramowitz | Feb 12, 2023
HI RYAN, DON’T FREAK out because I’ve written an actual letter rather than an email. No big news here, no emergency, we’re fine. I just have something that’s been percolating and I want to share it with you. Ry, it’s become clear learning about investing is not where you’re at right now. I’ve tried to think of what I might have done to turn you off. We know I was depressed and withdrawn for much of your childhood, and you must have felt neglected or even ignored. I was overly concerned about how well you handled money and was impatient with a kid’s normal mishaps, like losing an allowance or spending it irresponsibly. A couple of times, I blew up at you. Or maybe you just recoiled from hearing so much about the harrowing gyrations of stock investing and the obligations that come with owning rental property. Am I in the ballpark? Remember when we opened a joint brokerage account maybe five years ago? We were going to buy a stock, a mutual fund and an exchange-traded fund, so you could get an idea of how they worked. You would let me know when you felt comfortable going ahead with the plan after acquainting yourself with Morningstar. I was as excited as a little kid. But you never mentioned the account again until two years ago, when I told you I’d closed it. I could tell by your silence you were hurt, as I suspected you would be. Apparently, your wounded father was not above a bout of infantile retaliation. I’m having trouble understanding your reluctance to pick up on managing money. You’re ambitious, you’ve got some cash and you’re a math jock. You’ll someday soon need to manage our family’s mutual funds, exchange-traded funds and real estate. And you…
Read more » Covid and Money Fever
steve abramowitz | Sep 1, 2024
Covid. Third time and pretty bad. Feels almost over after thirteen days. That Paxlovid’s a miracle medication, but I’m afraid I’ll rebound from it. All very scary for a 79-year-old with an immune system compromised by an anti-cancer drug. Very little fever though, surprising given how out of it and weak I’ve felt. Actually, most of my fever has not been of the temperature kind. It was more about my money or, more accurately, my fear of losing control over my money. Moving patients forward a couple of weeks and letting the funds ride weren’t the problem. Our collection of small properties is, as usual, at the core of my angst. We had two renters in a duplex move out almost simultaneously. Two vacancies at the same time is a rarity for us but, of course, it would happen when I’m on my butt with Covid. Re-renting a unit is always a costly proposition. You have the lost rent, the expenses of primping the place for the new tenant and the property manager’s cut of the first month’s rent. My impulse was to email my portfolio manager (who doesn’t like phone contact) for his re-rental plans, but I stopped myself. For one thing, my wife Alberta has taken over responsibility for overseeing the real estate, so she can get comfortable with it when I pass. Less anxious to delegate than I am, her MO is to trust Brian, the manager. “Steve, stop it already, what are we paying him for if you’re going to get like this every time there’s a problem?” Plus now, she had assumed the task of caring for her ailing husband, all the while maintaining her half-time psychology practice and—an accomplished chef--insisting on preparing three healthy meals a day. In fact, Brian is competent and reliable,…
Read more » A Simple 60/40 for the Newly Widowed: A Dedicated ETF
steve abramowitz | Feb 20, 2025
Over the last year or so, I have been on the lookout for an ETF that is by itself dedicated to the beleaguered but recently resuscitated 60/40 portfolio. Surprisingly, it’s been a long and tedious slog. At 80 and beset by assorted health challenges, I am realistic in supposing that I will pass before my younger and healthier wife. I know Vanguard’s Wellington (VWELX) would fit the bill, but Alberta will have enough responsibilities to shoulder without having to worry about any mutual fund restrictions or redemption fees that might someday be imposed. (Yes, I am aware that Vanguard just reduced many fund fees, but I have learned that the future is an uncertain devil.) Just recently, I hit upon a worthy candidate—the iShares Core Growth Allocation ETF (AOR). The name is misleading because it’s not a growth fund by any stretch. Like the Wellington mutual fund, it’s a balanced ETF and even comes with a respectable 20% international exposure. Its expense ratio is .20 (.15 through 2026), about the same as for the Vanguard offering. During the distribution phase, the simplification inherent in having your 60/40 allocation in just a single fund has a significant advantage over a multiple-fund strategy. Retirees or their beneficiaries can easily sell shares and withdraw the proceeds without having to concern themselves with the precise amount to redeem from each fund to maintain the 60/40 balance, as well as the domestic/international and large/small stock ratios. The iShares ETF is a highly diversified one-shot deal that can ease the burden of a retiree or beneficiary suddenly thrust into an unfamiliar world of fund investment. Just a thought.
Read more » He Said She Said
Steve Abramowitz | Aug 18, 2022
MONEY MAY TALK—BUT couples have a harder time, often struggling to agree on financial matters. I’ve been a clinical psychologist for almost 50 years. I’ve counseled many couples who are mired in financial conflict and seen the quality of their relationship corroded by their squabbles. How can we avoid such damage and start to reverse it? Let me tell you about two couples. These couples are hypothetical—remember, there’s this thing called patient confidentiality. But trust me, the dynamics I describe are real. Indeed, what you read below are composites based on couples I’ve helped. The Panicked Biker. Peter and Nancy came to counseling to resolve their recurrent bickering over money. They were in their early 70s and had been married for 47 years. During our initial sessions, Peter recounted his childhood jealousy of schoolmates who lived in exclusive neighborhoods. He remembered resolving to become “no less a man than them.” On top of that, Peter’s life had been fractured at age 16 when his parents divorced and his mother died two years later. For two teenage years, he assumed responsibility for getting his younger sister and himself ready for school and for preparing their meals. They lived a spartan existence, often eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner. Peter spoke of feeling “terrified and humiliated” most of the time. For six years, he saved much of his wages from a job at a bicycle shop in New Haven, Connecticut. While working there, he saw an opportunity to open a store devoted exclusively to mountain biking. Over the next decade, he expanded to 17 stores in seven East Coast cities. Peter more than realized his ambition to become a material success. He built a 9,000-square-foot house in the Hamptons and drove a BMW Series 7 sedan. His business became a…
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Mark Crothers | Mar 21, 2026
Mark Crothers is a retired small business owner from the UK with a keen interest in personal finance and simple living. Married to his high school sweetheart, with daughters and grandchildren, he knows the importance of building a secure financial future. With an aversion to social media, he prefers to spend his time on his main passions: reading, scratch cooking, racket sports, and hiking.
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