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It’s Halloween, l thought we could have a little scary story today…Booo👻
Mark stared into the glowing screen, watching the blood drain from his reflection. Twenty-three years feeding the warehouse beast, and the numbers whispered their cruel truth: $47,000. A ghost of what might have been.
The employer match had waited, an unopened door. But there were other hungers, other demons whispering of pleasures that couldn’t wait, of tomorrows that never arrived.
“Should’ve saved more,” he breathed into the frigid air, where only walls heard his confession. But rent had climbed like ivy over a grave, and he’d always had a taste for life’s sweeter poisons.
At sixty-two, something snapped within. He screamed at his manager, raised that finger, and walked. The money was his, wasn’t it? He filed early, snatched Social Security with trembling hands, accepted the 30% reduction like a pact signed in blood. Forever. He never thought about it being forever reduced.
The advisor’s voice wailed through his memory: *”Never withdraw more than 4%” But Mark needed more. Needed to keep the music playing. He pulled 7%, watched his nest egg wither, a body drained by some undead vampire, its wants never satisfied..
By seventy, the 401k had flatlined in the rigor mortis of early death. Zero. Nothing left but the ghost of Social Security, thin as gruel, cold as rain.
Now he shuffles through the food bank line. Surrounded by others wearing a hollowed look, eyes that have seen the monster’s face. Retirement wasn’t supposed to taste like this, like blood, metallic and bitter. The golden dream had curdled into dread and fear: this queue, this wait, this slow-motion haunting.
Thirty more years, perhaps. Time stretches ahead like an endless horror.
On Halloween night, Mark sits on his step handing out treats. The children’s costumes shimmer with childhood magic, elves and goblins and things that go bump. He smiles. He waves. But inside, he knows the shape of real fear, he knows the terror…It isn’t the childhood monster under the bed.
It’s outliving your mortal wealth. Watching numbers drain away while your heart keeps beating, keeps insisting you continue to live. The cruelest curse, not death, but life without the means to live it. He is the ghost at his own feast, the warning in the mirror, the cautionary tale, self-damned and still breathing…I should have saved more.
The four horsemen of the retirement apocalypse move on , their job well done with Mark. Another victim awaits…you may know their names but let me tell you, forewarned is forearmed.
No employer match, undersaving, early filing, high withdrawal…You’ve been warned. The misery awaits, a nightmare on destitution street calls, will it be your name?
In a staff meeting, i encouraged staff to get the 5% match on their 401k. Many said they could not afford it! These were well paid IT workers.
Sad.
Yeah. I worried about becoming a bag lady. So far not…
Wish I was still working. I would print this out and place on our employee bulletin board. I was always amazed when I learned other employees were not contributing to get their matching. Maybe OK when you’re first starting out but not later on.
Mark Sixtytwo, has just entered….. the Twilight Retirement Zone
I like that lol
Great story telling, Mark
Dan, I’ve got fresh story material after tonight’s trick-or-treaters. One six foot inflatable dinosaur versus my decking steps (the steps won), and one 8-year-old demon nun who couldn’t accept glow sticks due to PTSD. The demon had PTSD from glow sticks. Can’t make this stuff up😂
Very good.
Needs a bit of effort to contextualise the $47,000 was that supposed to be a retirement account balance?
I suspect US social security is not as scary in general as UK state pensions, at least on a couples basis.
Yeah, the retirement account balance.
That’s a good yarn. Perhaps you should call it “The nightmare on Main Street”.
“Less Than Half Of Americans Are On Track To Maintain Their Current Lifestyles In Retirement, Vanguard Says….. Vanguard expects that this group of Americans won’t be able to maintain their current lifestyles in retirement. Vanguard estimates that only 40% of baby boomers are on track for retirement” – October 2025.
Note that Boomers are in the age group 61 to 79 years old and that fewer than half are prepared for retirement.
In 2006 I wrote a similar piece. It extolled investors to review their retirement plans and be wary of current market conditions. “Or, their retirement may be a life of rice and beans.”
You’re a really good story teller!
Sure, I’m Irish—a good yarn is woven into the genes, especially after a wee Guinness 😁
Love it!
Great story! Thanks for sharing!
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