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I’m three months retired today, my goodness the time has flown by!
When I managed my own business I always collated business figures into a quarterly report for better performance monitoring and to help give me a feel for how things were going. I guess the urge to do so is still ingrained within me, and I thought I’d do a similar but more holistic exercise with a first quarter retirement report for the quarter ending 07/31/25.
Key Financial Metrics
Spending vs. Budget: I’m pleased to observe spending has been within anticipated levels, although it has to be noted it’s at the upper boundary of projected consumption rates and monitoring is recommended to identify reasons.
Portfolio Performance: We achieved a very strong result, likely placing it in the top quartile for the targeted asset allocation. This was despite portfolio drag due to holding cash in the portfolio for longer than anticipated. This cash holding has now been relocated into stocks.
Withdrawal Rate: The effective portfolio withdrawal rate is 0%. This is in accordance with a first-year planning strategy to use excess cash from a business sale to minimise headspace thinking regarding drawdown in the first year of retirement operations.
Cash Reserves: Emergency and strategic opportunities deposits are fully funded with no ongoing concerns. Reallocation to ongoing best interest rates is a top management focus.
Key Holistic Metrics (wearable activity sensor data)
Step Count: 1,298,000
Jogging: 78 miles
Cycling: 397 miles
These are very pleasing numbers, well above my pre-retirement baseline, and give a strong indication that my extra spare time is being well utilized within a more focused personal health framework.
Social Engagement: Attendance at some large and numerous small social events with friends and family is continuing at a very satisfying level, and no areas of concern have been identified. Social sporting activities help bolster this aspect further, giving a very well-rounded result.
Personal Growth/Learning: A foundation course in planetary science has been identified, and an investigation into enrollment has begun.
Questionable Behaviours: Approximately 40 pints of Guinness were consumed. This is above normal historical levels and needs active monitoring, although mitigating circumstances have been identified around an extended holiday home stay, and consumption is still well within recommended personal levels.
Overall Well-being and Summary
Overall Well-being/Satisfaction Score: 90/100 (subjective but very high and definitely much improved from the pre-retirement level).
So that’s my report. I think my first quarter of retirement has been a resounding success, much better than I expected and hoped for. The financial metrics are on track, and more importantly, my personal well-being and health have seen a marked improvement. This is a strong start to the long road ahead, and I’m in an optimistic mood about the future. However, I’ve been around the block a few times and fully understand that life has a habit of getting in the way of our best-laid plans and hopes. But “best foot forward and keep on going” is my motto!
Clearly, the Guinness target needs to be raised significantly! 40 pints in 90 days? Considerable underperformance in that area.
I’m going to show this to Suzie… maybe I can get higher consumption approval 😂
The audit team finds this to be an accurate, reliable, and compliant audit, exhibiting strong internal controls, with a strong foundation for future growth that should assure all major shareholders. The team finds this report to reflect sound financial practices that builds confidence in the organization’s financial reporting.
I was hoping for audit approval lol
ROFL, this is an amazing “accounting” of your first quarter of retirement. I’m glad it’s going so well for you. Please don’t feel obligated to keep doing quarterly reviews and measurements…that’s what you retired from. Keep enjoying retirement and expanding the socialization and personal development aspects…those will be most fulfilling. The financial bits will take care of themselves if you stay within your living expectations. Enjoy quarter 2 starting today!
Thank you!
“I’m pleased to observe spending has been within anticipated levels, although it has to be noted it’s at the upper boundary of projected consumption rates and monitoring is recommended to identify reasons.”
A result of your generosity gene?
I’m being very good and trying to keep that in cheek… but it might have contributed!
Are you sure you haven’t made several visits to the Blarney Stone and enrolled in a writing course?
When do you get time to write for HD, before or after the Guinness?
The next thing you know, you will be telling us this is all on a spreadsheet. 😃
I guess I could have cycled to the Blarney Stone, and a few pints of Guinness would’ve been needed to fuel the trip. Sure we all know Guinness and the Irish gift of the gab helps craft a great Irish yarn!…. I can provide a translation if needed 😉
No need to I’ve watched every episode of Mrs Browns Boys.
Ah beginning to understand your approach to HD. You have a dominant masochism gene.